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Ich halte mich etwas kürzer und kopiere hier nur was rein. Könnte Naruto tatsächlich Son Gokus verlorener Sohn sein. Wie kommt man überhaupt auf diese Idee? Hier die Lösung die verdammt plausibel klingt:


Naruto noticed the shadow of a man nearing him, he turned to see who it was.
The man had blond and very spiky hair, blue eyes and he was dressed in a gi uniform combining red and blue colors, however the man seemed to expel an aura that made the color red look orange.
Naruto recognized the man as the main character of his favorite anime.
"Y-You are Son Goku! A-And you are in Super Saiyan state", babbled Naruto.
Goku hugged Naruto.
"Naruto, my son, finally I found you!", exclaimed Goku.
"Nani? W-Why do you say that I'm your son?", asked Naruto.
Goku looked at Naruto.
"The story about how we got splitted is too long and complex to tell it right now, it involved the Dragon Balls and a time machine that didn't work well...", said Goku.
"H-How are you so sure that I'm your son?", asked Naruto, still reluctant to believe Goku. It was too god to be true.
"It's easy. Are you blond with blue eyes?", asked Goku.
"Yes", responded Naruto.
"Do you have lots of energy?", asked Goku.
"Yes"
"Does people tell you that are not very bright?", asked Goku.
"Mmpff, yes..."
"Do you like to eat?", asked Goku.
"Yes"
"Are you oblivious to the feelings of a girl who likes you?", asked Goku.
"I'm not very sure but I think that yes"
"Can you turn into a berseker creature that levels mountains?", asked Goku.
"I don't know why but a part of me is completely sure that I can do it", responded Naruto stranged.
"Is that creature's power related to tails?", asked Goku.
"Umm... Yes...", responded Naruto even more stranged.
"Do you like to dress in orange and blue?", asked Goku.
"Of course!", responded Naruto.
"You see that?", remarked Goku, "You are my son!"
"Daddy!", exclaimed Naruto hugging him.
It was the best day of Naruto's life. Son Goku, the strongest warrior of the Universe was his father! He couldn't wait until he taught him things like flying and the Kamehameha.
"Wait a moment... If Son Goku is my father then who is my mother?", thought Naruto.
The answer was inmediate.
"Naruto! Finally I found you!", exclaimed an angry Chichi while holding a book.
However, unlike Goku, she didn't look very happy, Naruto recognized the book as his report card.
"Oh shit..."
"How is it that I find that you are the dead last of your class? This is going to change inmediately, I'm going to lock you at home and you won't get out until you are a scholar! Of course you will have to leave that Ninja Academy, they don't teach any useful stuff. Now you will learn maths, physics, languages, geometry... Real subjects, not stupidities like ninjutsu", said Chichi while she dragged Naruto away, who looked with teary eyes at Goku asking for help.
The saiyan just looked at him with a hand behind his head.
"I'm sorry, but I promised your mother that our third son wouldn't be exposed to the dangers of handling powers that would rival gods while fighting powerful enemies who threaten world", said Goku.
"How I wish I was still an orphan...", thought Naruto.
END